Homo on the Range

Assembly commences every other Sunday at 12.45pm sharp, with departure promptly at 1pm (stragglers shall be left to languish in the car park)

Approximately 3 hours of vigorous countryside communion

Moderate to challenging expeditions through Aberdeenshire's most dramatically windswept terrain

Well-bred canine companions cordially welcomed, provided they possess adequate stamina and joie de vivre

Route revelations announced on Wednesday for the forthcoming Sunday's adventure

Cancellations declared on Friday, should the elements prove particularly uncooperative

No binding commitments - we're not THAT kind of group!

Entirely gratis — no subscriptions, no fees, no drama*

Electronic correspondence to daniel.edwards96@yahoo.com expressing your fervent desire to join

Further electronic correspondence expressing your equally fervent desire to leave

Your particulars shall be guarded unto death — neither thumbscrews nor rack shall extract them from our custody

Sunday, 18th January 2025, 12.45pm precisely

Lorraine Kelly will not be in attendance (despite persistent rumours)